Little talk with Jesus

So the other day I’m talking with Jesus and I say, “Jesus why do I choose to write about things that, I know in the end, will only piss me off?”

Without skipping a beat Jesus answers, “Because you’re a self deprecating liberal and it’s kinda what you do.”

“Damn you’re right! Why didn’t I think of that? Thanks man.”

“Hey, no problem, look, while I have your attention…”

“Yes”

“I think you should know my old man has it in for you. If I were you I’d keep a low profile.”

“Yeah…I sorta knew that but thanks for the intell.”
My buddy Jesus looking out for me.